Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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