She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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