oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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