rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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