called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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