dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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