Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
