Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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