Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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