so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Say something about gay babies.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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