He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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