so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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