It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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