what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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