I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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