when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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