pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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