i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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