Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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