Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
And then my night got REAL pukey
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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