I'm jealous of your bromance
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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