whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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