There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i think i have herpe
just one?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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