so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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