singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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