i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
My dad is sitting where you rode me
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
