if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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