if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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