when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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