I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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