I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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