Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
