I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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