If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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