That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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