Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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