grandma shit on top of the toilet
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm sobbing to NWA
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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