She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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