Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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