i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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