I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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