Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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