U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Are we in a gay sports bar?
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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