if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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