you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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