he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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