You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I believe in your delicious
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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