4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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