Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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