I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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