shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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