She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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