its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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