I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
